|Happy Hanukkah from Santa? o_O|
First of all, I think the "Merry Christmas" versus "Happy Holidays" debate is stupid. Businesses have all the right in the world to expand their target audience during peak shopping season to people who are buying for holidays other than Christmas, and I'm not one of those Christians who fears losing ruling status in America. Really. I don't think it's Biblical. Basically, I thought the whole "War on Christmas" thing was dumb—until I thought harder about it.
Here is the irony of this liberal schtick. Unless you actually mean "Happy Holidays," it's not fair to people who celebrate holidays other than Christmas, because most of the time, what people actually mean by "Happy Holidays" is "Merry Christmas." How many plates and cards have you seen that say "Happy Holidays" that clearly have Santa, holly, and poinsettias printed on them? Why do we stop saying it after December 25th, even though Kwanzaa is celebrated from December 26th to January 1st and Hanukkah (this year) goes until the 28th? Would a Jew listening to the Christmas radio station hear "Home for the Holidays" and think, "Oh, good, my holiday is covered"? No. It's just another way for people to feel like they're being culturally sensitive without actually being culturally sensitive. And they only get a pat on the back from people who also celebrate Christmas (or atheist Christmas or whatever), while simultaneously depreciating all holidays equally, including their own.
Don't believe me? Why, in every school I've ever been in during the month of December, is there something hanging up that painstakingly, equally denotes every December holiday, including Ramadan, which is in the summer?
My grandmother—culturally, a Christian—married a Jew. Religiously, they don't believe much, but they celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas. For them, I can say "Happy Holidays" and actually mean it. A vague "Season's Greetings" card usually suffices, but I always add in, "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!"
All I'm saying is, be specific. I would never say "Happy Holidays" to someone who I knew celebrated Christmas, nor would I say it to someone who I knew was anxiously awaiting Kwanzaa with their family (even though I've still never met anyone who celebrates Kwanzaa...riddle me this). "Happy Holidays" is convenient when you mean it or you're unsure, which is why it's good practice for businesses and government. But in general, isn't it worth a little extra effort to acknowledge the holiday someone celebrates, recognizing each holiday instead of depreciating them all equally by really meaning "Merry Christmas"? Can we be a little more educated about the December holidays that are going on instead of ignoring them in the name of the hypocritical new religion of Feelygood PC™? I mean, there are only three. It's a learning opportunity. Christmas and Hanukkah are over, so if you happened to mistake me me for an African and wished me a happy Kwanzaa right now, I would simply thank you and return the greeting. (Just do me a favor and only wish me a "Ramadan Mubarak" in August, ok?)
It's not a huge deal, but I can't help but think that maybe this is just a way to lump all of the religions together and tone down Christmas because people don't like religion.